This joke got me chuckling a bit, so I thought I’d share!

Male & Female Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies,” he responded.

“Oh! have you killed any yet?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

I found some little poems that I wrote with fridge magnets and thought they were appropriate for this time of year. I love the spring and the energy it brings to the earth – so joyful and fresh, with all the little animals making babies and all the little plantlets pushing up their leaves and flowers, all the smells, the sounds, and the promise of fresh berries soon and yummy vegetables to eat! *sigh* It makes me so happy! Enjoy!

Radiant are thou precious jewel
Beauteous and rare
Violet black gold ecstasy
Ravish me with sparkling fire
In desire is mutual adoration

Kiss those sweet lips
That arise to satisfy the breath of life
Feast on her lusty appetite
She circleth the flower of his heart
A paradise reveal’d by passion

Dream of sun
Shine bright light
Depart melancholy
Perish shadowy night

You grow through celestial pang
Thy silver music nourishest thy song within

Nibble uncommon sensuous plants!

Four Jobs You Have Had In Your Life
Clown for the Great Canadian Clown Company
Showroom/Camera/Display/VTR operator/CG for the Canadian Home Shopping Channel (now TSC)
Safe Sex/AIDS Ambassador for the Toronto Dept. of Public Health
Information Developer/Webbie (for Solect, Mediconsult, Faunus Herbs, & Wilson’s Thyroid Syndrome)

Four Movies You Could Watch Over and Over
The Dark Crystal
Nightmare Before Christmas
The Fifth Element
March of the Penguins

Four TV Shows You Love to Watch
The Wonderful World of Insects
CSI
Six Feet Under
MXC

Four places you have lived
Welland, ON
Toronto, ON
Zephyr, ON
Deep inside my own mind

Four Places You Have Been On Vacation
New Zealand
Cuba
Roatan, Honduras
Margarita Island, Venezuela

Four Websites You Visit Daily
Om Message Board
The Star/CNN
Astrodienst
Conscious Burrito

Four Of Your Favorite Foods
Veggies
Roti from Bacchus Roti
Anything vegetarian from the Biryani House
Maple sugar

Four Places You Would Rather be Right Now
Somewhere warm and sunny near the ocean
In the woods looking for bugs
Ganapati temple in India
Botanical gardens

Four favourite books
Kushiel’s Dart series by Jacqueline Carey
Loving Ganesha by Satguru Sivaya Subramuniyaswami
Healing with Whole Foods by Paul Pitchford
A to Z Plant Dictionary by Stephan Buczacki

4 People to tag:
Rick
Steph
Lynne
Dave