A friend of mine sent me this a while ago and of course, it made me chuckle. I definitely believe that my clown chakra is open, as I take every opportunity to see the light side of reality, and to laugh as much as I can. So laugh a little, will ya!

THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: SERIOUSNESS. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything, from Cancer to Re-incarnation.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra: it is called the Clown chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is in the pits, if they are in ill-health, if they need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then
obviously their Clown Chakra is closed.

When this happens, the Scientists have observed under high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face 🙁 and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face 🙂

The Scientists realised that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells and his body has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying “I Lack Love”, or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease, or dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up the misery, pain, or anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness etc. and converts the energy into tiny heart shaped balloons. The red, heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cells or situation and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red, heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling or separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualise sending that person red, heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open, and remember to laugh!

SERIOUSNESS CAUSES REINCARNATION.

We’re throwing a party and we have Magikal Intentions! On June 10th, 2006 Metamystix will be transforming the upstairs floor at the El Mocambo into an immersive and experiencial black light environment filled with unique and original artwork crafted by the Mystchix and friends. Join us in our magikal moonlit forest filled with strange creatures from near and far. This is an intentional gathering of individuals coming together to celebrate the life and diversity on our planet and to look to the skies for inspiration and ideas for the future.

Metamysitx is a collective of friends who are dedicated to creating intentional spaces for magik to happen, transforming the typical party experience into more focused event. People are encouraged to dress up in costume and explore their creativity to bring out their own magikal persona.

With the moon full and bright and the sun gaining strength, we will dance and transcend our bodies and minds, drawing up energy, and making way for growth in our lives. The music will guide us and we will succumb to the beat and there, we will find our own inner rhythm.

I think this is going to be a very special occasion! Hope to see you all there!

This joke got me chuckling a bit, so I thought I’d share!

Male & Female Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies,” he responded.

“Oh! have you killed any yet?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”

I found some little poems that I wrote with fridge magnets and thought they were appropriate for this time of year. I love the spring and the energy it brings to the earth – so joyful and fresh, with all the little animals making babies and all the little plantlets pushing up their leaves and flowers, all the smells, the sounds, and the promise of fresh berries soon and yummy vegetables to eat! *sigh* It makes me so happy! Enjoy!

Radiant are thou precious jewel
Beauteous and rare
Violet black gold ecstasy
Ravish me with sparkling fire
In desire is mutual adoration

Kiss those sweet lips
That arise to satisfy the breath of life
Feast on her lusty appetite
She circleth the flower of his heart
A paradise reveal’d by passion

Dream of sun
Shine bright light
Depart melancholy
Perish shadowy night

You grow through celestial pang
Thy silver music nourishest thy song within

Nibble uncommon sensuous plants!