This joke got me chuckling a bit, so I thought I’d share!

Male & Female Flies

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.

“Hunting flies,” he responded.

“Oh! have you killed any yet?” she asked.

“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked. “How can you tell?”

He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”