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Laugh dammit!

Wednesday, May 24th, 2006 | Author:

A friend of mine sent me this a while ago and of course, it made me chuckle. I definitely believe that my clown chakra is open, as I take every opportunity to see the light side of reality, and to laugh as much as I can. So laugh a little, will ya!

THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The clown Scientists have found that all our problems can be placed under one heading: SERIOUSNESS. Seriousness is the leading cause of everything, from Cancer to Re-incarnation.

Scientists from the Clown Academy have already discovered a new source of healing. It is a psychic energy point located between the heart chakra and the throat chakra: it is called the Clown chakra. If people are feeling miserable, if they have financial problems, if their relationship situation is in the pits, if they are in ill-health, if they need to sue people, if they find fault with their brother, then
obviously their Clown Chakra is closed.

When this happens, the Scientists have observed under high-powered microscope that the cells of every organ display a sad face 🙁 and when the Clown Chakra is open and functioning normally, the cells display a happy face 🙂

The Scientists realised that if a person is ill, it is because his mind has projected guilt onto the cells and his body has forced out the love that is normally found within each cell of the body. The cells are therefore saying “I Lack Love”, or ILL for short. The scientists also discovered that all disease is due to the fact that the cells are out of ease, or dis-eased.

When the Clown Chakra is open and working (or rather playing) properly, the psychic mechanism sucks up the misery, pain, or anger, resentment, grievances, unhappiness etc. and converts the energy into tiny heart shaped balloons. The red, heart-shaped balloons contain Love and Joy. These balloons are directed to the dis-eased cells or situation and a happy face appears instantly. When the light enters the darkness, the darkness is gone. Sometimes these red, heart-shaped balloons are called endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone experiences them, the feeling or separation ends. They experience being back home with All That Is and hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well-known end-orphan (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown Scientists recommend that you visualise sending that person red, heart-shaped balloons filled with Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your Clown Chakra open, and remember to laugh!

SERIOUSNESS CAUSES REINCARNATION.

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